Friday, March 9, 2007

On nothing....

Today, I have nothing to write about. So I've decided to write about nothing. It's not easy writing about nothing because something usually comes up. But I think if I try hard, I can come up with something on nothing. So far so good. Cool. Nothing... ok?! Ok.

I feel like I've probably run out of things not to talk about. It's not easy talking about nothing. As usual, I'm tempted to bring up something; and then pretend it was nothing just to have something to say - but that seems a little cheaty (which would be something in and of and by itself). I think if I want to write about nothing, I have to keep it strictly about nothing and not something that has something to do with nothing. It should be something that ain't got anything to do with anything else except nothing. Just nothing at all.

Nevertheless, I still am not sure why I have nothing to write about. Nothing has been going on I guess. Not actually; I mean there have been some things going on, yes; but nothing really worth mentioning which works out fine for what I'm talking about now. But ain't I talking about nothing? Or is it so that there is nothing that I have to write about nothing? What else can I not write about? I guess I could write about this and that- and by this and that, I mean this here nothing and none of that. There. That works. Is this annoying yet? This whole nothing writing? I don't know about you, but it surely is annoying me 'cause I can't think of things that aren't about something or at least slightly more than nothing.

You might say that me writing about nothing does in fact mean that I am indeed writing about something - 'that something' being 'nothing'. Maybe nothing becomes something just by referring to it as nothing. The discussion of talking about what is nothing may even qualify as something more than nothing - even if that discussion turns out to be nothing - the discussion itself might be something anyway. I guess that's already happened maybe. Maybe all this nothing has been about something. But I can easily cancel that out by saying any ideas you may have that this has actually been about something isn't true. This whole thing is indeed about absolutely nothing.

That's all I have to say for now. Nothing more, nothing less :D

~Ta tas.

9 comments:

Bastet said...

LOL max!! Excellent post, Sid baab!! The best you've come up with so far!! Bravo! :D

Shrek said...

@bastet...

Glad that you liked it. Thankoos :D

Sandeep said...

I think thats quite heavy to digest :D...very well writeen...

Shrek said...

@Sandy...

Glad you liked it too :P

Bastet said...

guess it can be called 'much ado about Nothing :D"

akshay said...

what crap??
[:O]

Chaitanya said...

Like always u've successfully acheived what u attempted....

Shrek said...

@chaitanya...

Yeah maybe I have :D

MM said...

Much ado abt NOTHING!!!
I've NOTHING more to say, except probably that it's one of the BEST posts I've ever read or am ever gonna read! Kudos Sid Baab! Keep going! :)